{"id":5061,"date":"2021-04-29T12:37:36","date_gmt":"2021-04-29T11:37:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/zoyou.fr\/dessin\/?p=5061"},"modified":"2021-05-01T20:45:49","modified_gmt":"2021-05-01T19:45:49","slug":"shitpost-alaviriens-le-retour","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/zoyou.fr\/dessin\/shitpost-alaviriens-le-retour\/","title":{"rendered":"Shitpost alaviriens, le retour"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Quoi, trois dessins d&rsquo;affil\u00e9 sur le th\u00e8me de Gwendalavir? Mais quel est ce miracle? (ce miracle s&rsquo;appelle \u00ab\u00a0Elliott a r\u00e9ussi \u00e0 convaincre un ami de lire Bottero, et il lui fait des r\u00e9actions quotidiennes de ses lectures\u00a0\u00bb)<\/p>\n<p>Or donc. Il y a fort, fort longtemps, une discussion sur le Discord avait fini par d\u00e9g\u00e9n\u00e9rer en \u00ab\u00a0et si on dessinait Bjorn en armure sexy de jeux vid\u00e9os\u00a0\u00bb. A la Hawkeye Initiative, un petit peu (pour ceux qui ne connaissent pas, la Hawkeye Initiative consiste \u00e0 dessiner le super-h\u00e9ros de Marvel Hawkeye dans des poses et tenues sexy de super-h\u00e9roines de comics, pour montrer \u00e0 quel point c&rsquo;est ridicule). <a href=\"https:\/\/ombrekaleidoscope.tumblr.com\/post\/646000221150724096\/bjorn-wilwayard-resident-himbo-now-with-sexy\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Lili aka OddKey s&rsquo;est pr\u00eat\u00e9e \u00e0 l&rsquo;exercice<\/a> &#8211; avec brio, mais seule, pour le moment.<\/p>\n<p>J&rsquo;avais promis d&rsquo;ajouter ma pierre \u00e0 l&rsquo;\u00e9difice, et apr\u00e8s beaucoup de procrastination&#8230; Voici ma participation.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/zoyou.fr\/dessin\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/the-bjorn-initiative.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter  wp-image-5062\" src=\"http:\/\/zoyou.fr\/dessin\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/the-bjorn-initiative-779x1024.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"569\" height=\"748\" srcset=\"http:\/\/zoyou.fr\/dessin\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/the-bjorn-initiative-779x1024.png 779w, http:\/\/zoyou.fr\/dessin\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/the-bjorn-initiative-228x300.png 228w, http:\/\/zoyou.fr\/dessin\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/the-bjorn-initiative-768x1009.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 569px) 100vw, 569px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Bas\u00e9 sur <a href=\"https:\/\/64.media.tumblr.com\/33c800a85f89b4b02081169198108a62\/0db681adc125b2b8-52\/s500x750\/6400515eeb76fe13e8da4833d53112e2c57128df.png\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">cette armure<\/a> parfaitement utile, efficace et protectrice du jeu vid\u00e9o \u00ab\u00a0The King&rsquo;s Bounty\u00a0\u00bb.<\/p>\n<p>Et j&rsquo;ai bien dis trois dessins, pas deux! (je compte mon Botterosona de l&rsquo;autre jour comme le premier)<\/p>\n<p>Mon ami mentionn\u00e9 plus t\u00f4t m&rsquo;a sugg\u00e9r\u00e9 l&rsquo;id\u00e9e d&rsquo;Ellana en costard (suite \u00e0 une sc\u00e8ne du bouquin o\u00f9 elle portait une robe de soir\u00e9e). J&rsquo;ai accidentellement dessin\u00e9 la meilleure Ellana de ma vie.<\/p>\n<p>(ce dessin casse pas trois pattes \u00e0 un canard, on va pas se mentir; mais compar\u00e9 \u00e0 mes pr\u00e9c\u00e9dentes tentatives de dessiner Ellana, c&rsquo;est un brillant succ\u00e8s)<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/zoyou.fr\/dessin\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/butch-ellana.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter  wp-image-5063\" src=\"http:\/\/zoyou.fr\/dessin\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/butch-ellana-637x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"569\" height=\"915\" srcset=\"http:\/\/zoyou.fr\/dessin\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/butch-ellana-637x1024.jpg 637w, http:\/\/zoyou.fr\/dessin\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/butch-ellana-187x300.jpg 187w, http:\/\/zoyou.fr\/dessin\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/butch-ellana-768x1235.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 569px) 100vw, 569px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Eeeeeet je pense qu&rsquo;il va falloir que je cr\u00e9\u00e9 une nouvelle cat\u00e9gorie de fanarts pour Gwendalavir. Yay!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Quoi, trois dessins d&rsquo;affil\u00e9 sur le th\u00e8me de Gwendalavir? Mais quel est ce miracle? (ce miracle s&rsquo;appelle \u00ab\u00a0Elliott a r\u00e9ussi \u00e0 convaincre un ami de&hellip;","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":5062,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1,14,24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5061","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-accueil","category-fanarts","category-gwendalavir"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/zoyou.fr\/dessin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5061","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/zoyou.fr\/dessin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/zoyou.fr\/dessin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/zoyou.fr\/dessin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/zoyou.fr\/dessin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5061"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/zoyou.fr\/dessin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5061\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5064,"href":"http:\/\/zoyou.fr\/dessin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5061\/revisions\/5064"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/zoyou.fr\/dessin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/5062"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/zoyou.fr\/dessin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5061"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/zoyou.fr\/dessin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5061"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/zoyou.fr\/dessin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5061"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}